CrackinUpJan1009

Guests:
Owen Smith,
EJ Peters &
Dan Bakkedahl

1) Show Intro - Gretchen and Lukes go over the pile of
silly crap to come.

2) Bad Criminals - Buzz Me In, Lady If you're going to blatently rob a bank,
shotgun a'blazin', you might want to case the joint for double doors first.

3-9) Rules of the Adult Playground - It's MY Birthday (pts 1-7)
Is it okay to throw yourself a birthday party? "No!" says our first guest, Dr.
Meredith Fenman, author of 'Self-Celebrating - A Sign That You're Stupid'; "Yes!"
says our second guest, Hansel Berkins, Owner of 'Third Party Parties'; plus, our
callers weigh in to tell Dr. Fenman to Dr. F herself.

10-12) Safety Announcement - My Stuff is Killing Me (pts 1-3) Our final
guest Sam Sternard is a Stuff Inspector who helps people protect themselves from
their own stuff.

13) Not Cool, Man - Hey, I'll Watch/Sell your Stuff A woman's friend
volunteers to watch her stuff - and then proceeds to have a garage sale.

14) Owen's Bad Criminal - Jack ME? Jack YOU! You're not Sex and Drugs,
Officer...now read me my rights.