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Crackin-Up Segments Here's how we categorize the days' news: Around The World Let's take a trip around the world and see how everybody else is doing it The Old News Embarrassing News re. our Elderly Citizens Bad Criminals Criminals who aren't so good at crime Animals Animals Animals Wacky Creatures everywhere Over Reaction Central 'Reaction examples' that help people know where to draw the line between acting and overreacting What to Do??? The audience helps G & L wrassle The Horns of a Moral Dilemma The Village Idiot Used to be there was only one idiot per village--now there are entire villages made up of idiots. Tonight we highlight one fool. Rules of the Adult Playground Establishing the rules of thumb for playing in the Adult Sandbox Legal, Pleeeeeease You the become the legal analyst and get to review these questionable law suits that are in the news Dept. of Parental Competancy (not the DMV, but the DPC) The following candidates would have been denied a license to breed: Relatively Good News All news is good news to SOME one Sasquatch / Colossal Squid / Zombie Update Keeping the World up to date on irrelevant creatures Your $Money$ C-U take on our currency & spending Every Day Zeros Aka You Suck, Lady/Sir, Aka Biggest Bitch/Dick Award Fancy New Science Scary and/or stupid new advancements in the world of science The People in your Neighborhood Bad Neighbors Everywhere Tweaking the Scales of Justice The scales of justice are incredibly old (1776) so sometimes they need to be recalibrated Kiddie Corner What message are we ACTUALLY sending to our children? The 420 Report People who are either furthering or hindering the 420 cause Not Cool, Man...Not Cool When authority abuses or misuses its power on the little man Another Proud American Moment Stories that reflect the TRUE nature of living in this fine country Trend Check Periodically, we have to determine if current trends are Stylin' or Stupid Poster-Board Justice Sometimes the courts get creative with their sentencing Postal Hoarders When lazy postmen hoard their mail Ninja News You know when a Ninja makes the news, he's not very good at what he does Safety Announcements Periodically, we tried to warn our listeners about the dangers that don't necessarily make the main news Creative Gas Solutions Gas is too expensive at the pump to not have OTHER ideas The Bald News Stories that the Lukes can relate to |